"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
Social justice warriors amuse me.
Suddenly, the movie “Lucy” is not about what would happen if humans used more of their brain power.
Rather, it’s about a pretty, hyper-abled white girl killing tons of Asians.
The fact that Morgan Freeman (aka God) plays a…